theheirsofdurin:

You’re happy now, back in the world?

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I had  w i n g s once, and they were  s t r o n g. They could carry me above the clouds and into the headwinds, and they never faltered. Not even once. But they were stolen from me.

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frattyhealy:

anal sex with a british person

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awolbucky:

whatever you do don’t imagine steve at peggy’s funeral

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eatingcroutons:

* One vodka shot = 30mL of 40% ABV vodka

* One (Imperial) pint = 568mL of 5% ABV beer
(A US pint is less, 473mL)

1] “Tipsy” defined as 0.05 BAC (Blood Alcohol Content). This is the legal limit for driving in many countries. At this level of intoxication most people would experience a sense of well-being, some lowering of inhibitions and impairment of reasoning, but no obvious speech or movement impairment.

2] “Drunk” defined as 0.15 BAC (Blood Alcohol Content). At this level of intoxication most people would experience major impairment of mental and physical functions including blurred vision, impaired speech, severe lack of judgement and difficulty standing or walking.

Theoretically Steve Rogers should still be able to get drunk — but I can understand why he thought he couldn’t.

For full details of calculations and assumptions behind these data, see here.

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toothpast:

DID WE 

ohyousillypotato:    slippers  in the disney footage he was wearing frickin slippers  i don’t ever think im gonna get over that

ACTUALLY

bakalucjan:    yep

CREATE 

reammm:    Loki and his self-defense weapon…

A

vultura:    I am Loki, god of comfortable footwear.     ahh..yes… here we go… been waiting for these all day XD

LOKI 

metalshell:    if you’re having a bad day just think about Loki locked up in prison wearing slippers and reading Proust. Enjoy(for more of my stupidity click here)    XD

IN SLIPPERS

hashtag-genius:    Differences between Tom and Loki

FANDOM

decisions, decisions….

FROM THAT ONE CLIP THAT LASTED .00001 SECONDS

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